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Smoke detectors

or: nuclear leftovers that yell at toast

In the late 1930s a Swiss physicist was trying to build a sensor for poison gas, and the thing he actually discovered was that cigarette smoke messed up his electric current1. So now the plastic puck on your ceiling holds about 0.3 micrograms of americium-241, a radioactive metal made from plutonium, firing alpha particles that turn the air between two plates into a tiny current that any passing smoke can interrupt2, and that speck has a half-life of 432 years, so it will still be glowing with purpose long after the house around it is gone3.

And we use it to chirp at 3 a.m. and scream at toast.

How it works, badly

  1. #
    huh, my gas sensor?
    A physicist wanted a poison gas sensor; cigarette smoke threw it off.
  2. #
    +-americiuma tiny current
    A speck of americium turns the air between two plates into a tiny current.
  3. #
    BEEEEP
    Smoke gets in the way, the current drops, and it screams.
  4. #
    3:00chirp.why.
    Mostly, it chirps about the battery at 3 a.m.

Wait, is that real?

Yes, there is a radioactive speck on most ceilings, and it is doing an honest job.

The poison gas sensor↩

In the late 1930s, Swiss physicist Walter Jaeger was trying to build a sensor for poison gas when he noticed that cigarette smoke changed the current in his device. His experiment was one of the developments that led to the modern smoke detector. Duane Pearsall and Stanley Peterson developed the first low-cost smoke detector for homes in 1965, and the first battery-powered single-station unit went on sale in 1971 for about $125.

The speck on your ceiling↩

An ionization smoke alarm holds about 37 kilobecquerels (one microcurie) of americium-241, roughly 0.3 micrograms. Americium-241 is a manmade metal produced from plutonium. Its alpha particles knock electrons off air molecules between two charged plates, which makes a small, steady current; smoke drifting in interrupts that current, and the alarm sounds. The Nuclear Regulatory Commission says most units sold today use one microcurie or less, and that someone with two in their home gets less than 0.002 millirem of radiation a year from them.

The half-life↩

Americium-241 has a half-life of about 432 years, according to the CDC. The detector around it is certified for a useful life of only ten years, so the EPA says to check the expiration date when you change the battery.

The fine print↩

Americium does not literally glow; "glowing with purpose" is the joke. Jaeger’s smoke was one step on the road, not the moment the smoke detector was invented. Many homes now use photoelectric alarms, which spot smoke with a beam of light and contain no americium at all. The chirp is a low-battery warning, and nothing guarantees it waits until 3 a.m.; a common explanation is that a weak battery puts out less as the house cools overnight, but that is a theory, not a law of physics. Toast needs no source.

Sources: NRC: smoke detectors fact sheet; CDC: radioisotope brief, americium-241; EPA: americium in ionization smoke detectors (archived); Wikipedia: smoke detector

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